Why can’t I watch like three different episodes from three different shows at once
wHY DOES MY CAT ONLY WAKE UP TO MAKE NOISE WHEN I’M HOME ALONE BROWSING THROUGH /X/
I just realized something. In HIMYM, Ted tells stories to his kids, who seem to be somewhere from 15-17 years old. I’d say they could be like 14 & 16 or so. The scenes where the kids are shown are from 2030. It’s 2013 now. THAT MEANS THE OLDER ONE OF THE KIDS MUST BE BORN SOON. THAT MEANS WE MUST FIND OUT WHO THE MUM IS SOON. THAT MEANS THE SHOW WILL END SOON. Fuck. My. Life.
So we were buying a birthday present for my husband’s little brother, and we went to the toy section and I passed by the Barbie section and LOOK WHO I FOUND
AND THEN I NOTICED THEY HAD ALMOST EVERY CHARACTER OF MPGIS THERE AND I COULDN’T CONTROL MYSELF
And then my man was like “Um, yeah, they made a show with Barbies, and then you pass the Barbie section, so what exactly were you expecting”
But it was still funny.
I stumbled upon a gif of Stewie in a scene I don’t recall ever seeing. BAM, the new episode is out! Thanks, Tumblr!
my tumblr is so fucking hot
why is it so difficult to drag my ass into the shower
I’m pregnant! Due date may 3rd ♥
Just realized I never announced it here :)
I’ve taken up a habit of leaving anon comments to fellow bloggers about how & why I think they’re absolutely gorgeous & awesome. I’ve had a few comments like that in my long Tumblr career, and they’ve lit up my entire day and glued a smile to my face.
Pass it forward :)
The best thing about being home alone is to be able to eat as if my mama never taught me manners.
I AM SO FUCKING FRUSTRATED
I remember there was a band (I think it was a boyband) that had like two or three songs out ‘cause they didn’t really make it but I FUCKING LOVED THEM, but I was like 11, and now I can’t remember ANYTHING about the band but that they had green on their official website.
I CAN’T FIND THEM
is it wrong if I shave my cat’s ass? His fur is so long that shit gets stuck on it and he smells HORRIBLE and he keeps spreading it everywhere he sits and I’m pretty tired of washing his ass once a day and spending the rest of the day picking poo out of it’s ass.
I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS
if you’re around 13 or 14 and whine about being “forever alone” because you haven’t had a boyfriend yet/because you’re still a virgin please just lock yourself in a closet or cellar or something until you’re like 20.
what is this thing that people are saying you can’t look in the mirror when on acid or shrooms?
I really don’t understand why, I actually LOVE looking at the mirror at such situations.
One time on shrooms I spent AGES (I believe it was actually ages) putting on makeup because my face was just so fucking awesome. Both drugs make me more confident I guess, the mirror is always my friend at times.
Plus super dilated pupils are adorable.